Joyce = lame joke lover...

Other than ginger, onion, garlic and cheese, I love lame joke also. Especially Ah Beng's series...

Here some to share... Real lame...


Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
"My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610"

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Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

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Ah Beng : People consider me as a "GOD"
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again.

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Ah Beng complained to the police: "Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house."
Police: "How come the thief did not take the TV?"
Ah Beng : "I was watching TV news..."

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Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine"
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole "Thanks for complement.. "

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How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.

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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So a man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would
be hot.

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Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says "Hello, how did you know I was here?"

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Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is "u will go to jail"

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Ah Beng told his servant: "Go and water the plants!"
Servant: "It's already raining."
Ah Beng : "So what? Take an umbrella and go."

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A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not
in the morning. Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM

His GRACE is sufficient for me...

Hmm... Thank God that I have finished all my papers already. Bye... No more papers in degree life. Hahhaaa....

The last whole week was truly a week that I got to taste the grace and goodness of God. I was overwhelmed by His love and stunned by His grace and mercy.

I started to have allergy last Tues. And I was in itchiness throughout the whole Wednesday. And it come to a point whereby I cant tahan anymore and went to see doctor o Thurs morning. I was ok after taking the pills for one time and after a lot of sleep. Then I was able to go to hospital and visit a sister on that evening. Then celebrated a friend's bday on that night. Mana tahu... The cake was contaminated and made me keep on running to the toilet for 3 times from 7-745am the next morning. So I went to see doctor again. After taking the pills, my diarrhea was still on throughout that day and stop only on Sat morning.

I got 2 major papers on this week, Monday and Wednesday, both requiring a lot of study and memorizing work. I was not able to spend much time on studies as I was sleeping most of the time. So after the intercession and makan CG on last Sat, by the time I got back home was already 10pm. I really wanted to study but my will power was not strong enough. So at the end, I just sit on my bed, prayed a prayer by telling God that next day would b Sunday service and I dont want to make myself so tired until I cant concentrate during the service. But at the same time I really dont know when can I have time to do my studies. So, I just asked God to intervene and prayed that I wld rest in His presence. Then I just fell asleep.

By 1pm tht night, I woke up. When i looked at the time and was thinking-Har... 1pm only? Still a long long night to go. So I tried to get back and sleep. But no matter which position tht I turned to I just cant sleep. So ok lo, wake up and study lo. So, I did my study fr 1pm - 4pm. My understanding was so good tht I get to understand all the things that I was studying. Wah... I'm really amazed as I was really blurred and dont really understand it when I first read it few days ago. So I almost covered everything of my Monday paper during that period and went bk to sleep until7am. Then went to church and had a good service and ministered by God.

I was satisfied wif my MOnday paper even though there were still some questions that I cant answer. Whatever lah, I already did my best. So after that paper, came bk home and keep on working hard til the next paper on wed. But I still thank God that I was able to do lots of things other than studying during tht 2 days. I went to visit a sister who fell down, a sister who had allergy too, went to GH KL to visit a sister, attend Mon prayer meeting and went pasar malam together wif my housemate.

It's really a fruitful week. I went bk hometown right after I finished my paper on Wed. Had a great time at home. Cut my hair. Highlighted my hair. Serviced my car. Changed my spec. Washed my car. Ate my mum's cooking. Ate wif my aunt and my ex church leader. Watched tv wif my younger bro. Visited a sister who was really advanced in years. Wao... That's really a lot of things tht I have done. Then came back to Bangi on Fri, together wif my aunt as she is attending a seminar in Bangi.

I really get to taste the GRACE of God lo. And that remind me of what a pastor shared in her preaching. Grace is never overflow. But it would provide you the strength to go through all the challenges. With all these experience, I really understand what does God means by His GRACE is always sufficient for us in a deeper way. He is faithful and He would cause everything to work together for those that love Him and are called by His purpose.

I'm truly overwhelmed by His love. And stunned by His grace and mercy...

A thought that knock at the door of my heart...

Been not feeling well for days. Started with allergy, and having diarrhea today... It broke my record liao... I never see doctor since I came to UKM, everytime also I fetch ppl to see doctor instead of myself. But... I went to see doctor twice in this week. Arrgghhh....

Well, this is not what I wanted to say in this blog actually... Hhahahaa...

Hmm... Everyone will start to think what to do after grad de la. So, so am I. Decided to do master. But how about after master? A thought came and knock at the door of my heart either this morning or yesterday morning. Can't recall. Maybe I'm just too sick. Thinking about wana go back Batu Pahat after finishing my master. Get a job and start working, no matter it is related to my field or not. Dun care if the salary is what a master holder should get or not. Hahhaa... After all, doing master is for the sake of God's ministry.

This thought really shocked me. Never think like this before. A revelation?? Hhahaaa.... Not sure. See how God leads la.

Keep moving.. Dun wana think about it...

Emotion affected this two days. Unexpectedly received a sms fr a friend who I lost contact for quite some time... Then the mind started to run wild...

I dun wana go back to how I was affected when I think about things like these, because whatever I think is always the reverse of the reality. Really wasting my precious time...

I just wana commit to God and I believe that God has prepare the BEST for me and He would eventually lead us together. So, all i wana do is just --> pray, commit, and move on without thinking it much...

I know He can and He would certainly do it. Stunned by His grace and mercy...